Armstrong-O-Tron 2.0 Bot

Following on from the suspiciously successful Armstrong-O-Tron 1.1, comes the brand new 2.0 version. To celebrate the Oprah Winfrey interview, we can offer the more streamlined Armstrong-O-Tron 2.0 at a huge discount for a very limited time.

More Streamlined?

Yes! The previous version of the Armstrong-O-Tron was weighed down with stuff it really shouldn't have had.

So, we've removed the bicycle, the garish Yellow Jersey, 7 winners trophies and tens of millions of dollars in endorsements.

We're sure you'll agree this makes Armstrong-O-Tron 2.0 a far more realistic robot!

• New! Apology Module
  First developed for the Tiger Golf-Ernator™ and now very much improved, the Apology Module is designed to give a sense of humanity to what would otherwise be an emotion-less android.
  
  The 'Facial Modes' that accompany this module include:
  
  
  • 'Thoughtful But Sincere'
  • 'Reflective And Humble'
  • 'Deeply Regretful' - This mode is designed to convey an almost human-like self-awareness not previously seen on robots of this type!
  • 'Verge of Tears' - Newly developed after feedback to the Tiger Golf-Ernator™ told us customers would prefer to see genuine feeling. This mode is turned off by default.


• New! Defendant Module
  Owners of the original Armstrong-o-Tron will be pleasantly surprised that the Libelmatic™ has been replaced.
  The Libelmatic™ automatically sued anyone who dared to cross the Armstrong-o-Tron. Many customers felt that it was almost as if this robot had something to hide and wasn't the genuine sporting God they had bought into.
  
  The new Defendant Module is its replacement. Please Note: The Defendant Module is currently in 'standby' mode. We suggest customers activate it now as the Armstrong-o-Tron 2.0 is likely to need it more and more in the forthcoming weeks.

• Removed: RageOtronic Mode
  Previous versions of the Armstrong-o-Tron had what became known as 'RageOtronic' mode. This was not an in-built feature. We believe it could have been an unwanted side-effect of other systems-enhancing processes. It has now been removed.


• Removed: Corporate Speaking Function
  Recently, usage of this function has plummeted. We can't imagine why but as it shows no sign of turning around, we have removed it from the Armstrong-o-Tron 2.0.

SHIPPING AND HANDLING

Shipping is handled by the United States Postal Service. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee delivery times as many of the US Postal Service cycle delivery team seem to have inexplicably retired or gone on sudden extended vacations.